my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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