Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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