yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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