if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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