U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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