Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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