Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
is it fun? or sober?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
