i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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