If i come over, it means nothing
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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