i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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