ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My breasts were aching with rage.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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