They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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