She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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