ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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