What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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