it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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