So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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