Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
