Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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