You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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