I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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