You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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