And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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