She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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