Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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