It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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