so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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