I hate all girls vehemently.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
it's like heaven, but drunker
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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