Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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