This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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