glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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