Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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