You surviving the open bar?
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Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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