The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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