i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Your dad touched me again.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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