Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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