and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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