Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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