youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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