This dress was meant to end up on your floor
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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