I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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