The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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