you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
