Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
there's paper in my vomit.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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