There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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