where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my sisters under your porch take her home
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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