Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
