she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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