This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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