I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Randomize
