omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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