I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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