I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Randomize
