Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
