i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
